A Joke

Airplane is coming in to land and pilot is announcing arrival etc, but then forgets to turn off the speakers. He can be heard asking his co-pilot what he's planning to do later.

Co-pilot says he's planning on having a couple of pints, and then getting the knickers off that new stewardess. Uproar in the cabin, and the aforementioned lady is running towards the cockpit.

She's stopped in her tracks by an old lady who says, there's no need to rush dear, he's going for a couple of pints first.

If that's in bad taste, blame Tam on Radio Scotland...